The Day After

O Christmas Tree...

Christmas - what a hell of a holiday. I didn’t get any tricks and then my little red kettle was stolen by a woman in one of those motorized carts. I went out onto Ogden the next day, hoping the sharks were biting. But all I ended up with was a Christmas tree that some uppity wench chucked out of the back of a fast moving SUV. The damn thing hit me and put me out of commission for the day.Shoot. If I see that bitch, I’m going to give her a piece of my mind! And make her give me 20 bux!