I made a B-day cake for my ho friend

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Do these pantyhose make me look fat?

Oh hell

Peek-a-boo Dancing Pole for Girls

Peek-a-Boo Pole Dancing Kit for girls

Oh wow, this is a great X-mas gift for every little kid on your gift list. I could have made a lot more money in my teen years had I only had this super toy to learn routines with.

And just remember: the more money your little teen stripper can make, the more money she can put in the collection plate at church. Praise be!