Sex or pasta salad?

Jesus does work in mysterious ways. This is so mysterious. He uses sex and naked bodies to preach to us all to feed his hungry people. I kept seeing this one photo on my Friends list and I thought it was pasta salad.

But if you click the pic, it becomes a pile of hot writhing sexual flesh. I know this is Our Lord’s way of saying "Stop screwing around and feed all my hungry ones."

See if you can tell the difference between sex and pasta salad. Click your choice below and see if you guessed right. And feed the hungry, my disciples!

The Jesus Cafe

Check out the menu that one of those menu people stuffed under my damn M tel room door while I was out working. Holy cow, it’s for real! More signs of The Coming, my disciples!

Anyone want to split a bucket of Hot Angel Wings?

Hey all my Jesus Freaks!

FROM THE REVEREND RAMONA RESIDENTIAL LIBRARY - CIRCA 2005:

This is what a drug haze looks like...

Hi, all my happy freaks for Jesus! The Reverend Ramona is now online and ready to spread the Good Word! I may be a hooker, but I love the Lord. You can usually find me in beautiful downtown Las Vegas turning tricks or preaching about God’s love.

Here is a pic of me getting ready to give a big Shout Out to the Man Upstairs on my weekly Bible broadcast “Rockin’ with Ramona!” broadcast on the big screen on Fremont Street.

I’ll be signing autographs at the Free Clinic next week, too, so keep your peepers open for me.

Praise God!