Sex or pasta salad?

Jesus does work in mysterious ways. This is so mysterious. He uses sex and naked bodies to preach to us all to feed his hungry people. I kept seeing this one photo on my Friends list and I thought it was pasta salad.

But if you click the pic, it becomes a pile of hot writhing sexual flesh. I know this is Our Lord’s way of saying "Stop screwing around and feed all my hungry ones."

See if you can tell the difference between sex and pasta salad. Click your choice below and see if you guessed right. And feed the hungry, my disciples!

Betty Butterfield: The Brady Bunch

The Jesus Cafe

Check out the menu that one of those menu people stuffed under my damn M tel room door while I was out working. Holy cow, it’s for real! More signs of The Coming, my disciples!

Anyone want to split a bucket of Hot Angel Wings?

Betty Nut

My next door neighbor lady, at the Dee-Lite M tel. She is cooking creamed corn. The Jesus picture is a gift from me. It is nice.

The Lord looks over us

Ramona: The Authorized Biography

WHAT CURSE WORD DO YOU USE THE MOST?
The Ef one.

DO YOU STILL REMEMBER THE FIRST PERSON YOU KISSED?
No, but I remember my first half-n-half.

DO YOU WEAR FLIP FLOPS WHEN IT'S COLD?
I usually wear Go Go Boots.

WHAT CD IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR CD PLAYER?
I have a Debbie Gibson tape I like to listen to, in my boom box.

DO YOU PREFER REGULAR OR CHOCOLATE MILK?
Yes.

CAN YOU WHISTLE?
If I run fast enough in my plastic pants.

DO YOU OWN ANY BAND T-SHIRTS?
No, but I have about 23 casino tees.

EVER CRY IN PUBLIC?
If a guy has a fetish for it. I usually charge extra.

WHAT IS THE ONE POSSESSION YOU COULDN’T LIVE WITHOUT?
Pants, I guess. I can’t afford to get arrested again this soon.

DO YOU USE SARCASM?
No, but sometimes I fake it.

ARE YOU PICKY ABOUT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR?
I don’t take checks.

My Courteny Cox makeover

Oh my God! It only cost $20!

Before & After

I made a craft

I decided to make a craft that I could sell on eBay. It's a monkey made out of a paper bag. I'm not sure it turned out right, but I hope someone will bid on it...

the pattern...

the finished craft...

Do these pantyhose make me look fat?

Oh hell