Ramona: The Authorized Biography

WHAT CURSE WORD DO YOU USE THE MOST?
The Ef one.

DO YOU STILL REMEMBER THE FIRST PERSON YOU KISSED?
No, but I remember my first half-n-half.

DO YOU WEAR FLIP FLOPS WHEN IT'S COLD?
I usually wear Go Go Boots.

WHAT CD IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR CD PLAYER?
I have a Debbie Gibson tape I like to listen to, in my boom box.

DO YOU PREFER REGULAR OR CHOCOLATE MILK?
Yes.

CAN YOU WHISTLE?
If I run fast enough in my plastic pants.

DO YOU OWN ANY BAND T-SHIRTS?
No, but I have about 23 casino tees.

EVER CRY IN PUBLIC?
If a guy has a fetish for it. I usually charge extra.

WHAT IS THE ONE POSSESSION YOU COULDN’T LIVE WITHOUT?
Pants, I guess. I can’t afford to get arrested again this soon.

DO YOU USE SARCASM?
No, but sometimes I fake it.

ARE YOU PICKY ABOUT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR?
I don’t take checks.