Donald Trump: A Real A-Hole.

FROM THE REVEREND RAMONA RESIDENTIAL LIBRARY - CIRCA 2007:

Let’s face it, Donald Trump is a big A-hole. I know it. You know it. Jesus knows it. I always thought the guy was kind of creepy, but after he started making fun of Miss Rosie O’Donnell, I just lost my patience with this freak of nature.

Today I read on the Web that Donald is busting into the furniture market, selling ugly chairs for $350 - $550. He also felt the need to take a jab at Miss Rosie O’Donnell:

“Someone asked me how Rosie O’Donnell would like these chairs. They’re not strong enough,” Trump said. “We’d have to have made them stronger.”

My hair is real. Real scary!

What an A-hole. I already emailed Staples on their website to tell them I am no longer buying my paper punches and stickers from their store. I’ve also designed a chair of my own, which is much more affordable, and - in my opinion - a better design than the Trump Bordello Chair.

I’ve taken a beautiful streamlined white Wal Mart chair and stuck a big round Jesus sticker (that came from the Dollar Bin, not Staples) right there on it. I call it “Jesus Got Your Back” chair. I think it is wonderful, and a great bargain at only
$10$20.

"Oh my! I'll take two!"

You can place your chair orders now.Thanks!
R.R.