FROM THE REVEREND RAMONA RESIDENTIAL LIBRARY - CIRCA 2005:


Lord, I did a stupid thing yesterday. You know those red kettles that seem to attract bell-ringing idiots? I stole one. The kettle, not the bell-ringing idiot. But the one I grabbed and ran with had no bux inside. Dang!I decided to set up my little pot in front of the Free Clinic to solicit donations, but I couldn’t seem to attract anyone with a bell. I stood there and waved my own arm and went “ding ding” for awhile, but nada bux. So if anyone wants to put a 10 in my kettle, could you make it 20?

In the Lord’s Love,

Rev. Ramona