Donald Trump: A Real A-Hole.

FROM THE REVEREND RAMONA RESIDENTIAL LIBRARY - CIRCA 2007:

Let’s face it, Donald Trump is a big A-hole. I know it. You know it. Jesus knows it. I always thought the guy was kind of creepy, but after he started making fun of Miss Rosie O’Donnell, I just lost my patience with this freak of nature.

Today I read on the Web that Donald is busting into the furniture market, selling ugly chairs for $350 - $550. He also felt the need to take a jab at Miss Rosie O’Donnell:

“Someone asked me how Rosie O’Donnell would like these chairs. They’re not strong enough,” Trump said. “We’d have to have made them stronger.”

My hair is real. Real scary!

What an A-hole. I already emailed Staples on their website to tell them I am no longer buying my paper punches and stickers from their store. I’ve also designed a chair of my own, which is much more affordable, and - in my opinion - a better design than the Trump Bordello Chair.

I’ve taken a beautiful streamlined white Wal Mart chair and stuck a big round Jesus sticker (that came from the Dollar Bin, not Staples) right there on it. I call it “Jesus Got Your Back” chair. I think it is wonderful, and a great bargain at only
$10$20.

"Oh my! I'll take two!"

You can place your chair orders now.Thanks!
R.R.

I made a B-day cake for my ho friend

Reduced For Quick Sale-meets-Ice n Easy

Celebrity Twitter: Kirstie Alley

I love tweeting celebs on Twitter. They are so nice!

When actress Kirstie Alley was trying to bust Fake Steve Buscemi for being fake, I made this tweet:

"The FakeSteveB is all over the Net acting like his crass trickery's some kind of Art. If that's Art, my dog just shit a Monet."

To which Kirstie Alley replied: "That was HIlarious..re fake Steve buscemi..I all for everyone getting 15 min of fame..just not under the guise of someone else."

• Follow Kirstie Alley on Twitter

Celebrity Twitter: Melissa Gilbert

You all know Melissa Gilbert. Not only was she the most famous TV actress ever, she also has appeared in many many movies, PLUS she was the president of the SAG. That has nothing to do with boobs.

Anyhow, she and her Twitter buddy Kirstie Alley were talking about getting old and posting funny videos, and I chimed in with this:

"ha! here's one of you and Kirstie and Alison Arngrim in 30 years!"

Melissa herself replied back: "@reverendramona nice one"

Thanks! And be sure to follow Melissa Gilbert on Twitter.

Sex or pasta salad?

Jesus does work in mysterious ways. This is so mysterious. He uses sex and naked bodies to preach to us all to feed his hungry people. I kept seeing this one photo on my Friends list and I thought it was pasta salad.

But if you click the pic, it becomes a pile of hot writhing sexual flesh. I know this is Our Lord’s way of saying "Stop screwing around and feed all my hungry ones."

See if you can tell the difference between sex and pasta salad. Click your choice below and see if you guessed right. And feed the hungry, my disciples!

Betty Butterfield: The Brady Bunch

The Jesus Cafe

Check out the menu that one of those menu people stuffed under my damn M tel room door while I was out working. Holy cow, it’s for real! More signs of The Coming, my disciples!

Anyone want to split a bucket of Hot Angel Wings?