Joyce Drake: The True Hollywood Story

Joyce is coming again!

I just heard a juicy rumor that music superstar Joyce Drake is going to be the subject of a wildly hot tell-all unauthorized biography of her roller coaster life, as well as what can only be called her red-hot stint in the music business.

We all remember Joyce's biggest hit, "I Get All Excited," the tune that was so good, they only gave us 48 seconds of it. Yet we were still hooked on the Joyce phenomenon!

My secret spywitness has told me one of the hottest stories from the book is how diva Joyce, high on her own explosive success, canned the other 4 members of "The Singing Drakes" quintet, so obsessed was she about being a solo superstar. Who could blame her. The other four jilted members were so understandably upset about all of this, they have shared many a tawdry tale about Joyce for the book. I am so looking forward to the tell-all, I "got all excited."

As part of the all-out promotional blitz for the Joyce tell-all,
the other four members of the would-be group have hit the publicity trail.
This photo just turned up on AwkwardFamilyPhotos today. Talk about a scoop!